My Father Said, If You Want To

Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed Because All The Children Sat On It At Once.

You Never Came Home For Lunch: You Just Stayed Doing, Playing, Having Fun, Surfing, Running Round.

My Mother Felt It Was Time That I Had Some Parental Control, So I Went Off To America And Went To New York.

Any Woman Who Marries An Italian Must Accept The Undeniable Fact That She Has Also Married His Mother.

The Best Part Of Learning Any Profession, When You're Really Going Through Those Huge Stretching Escalated Times Of Learning And Energy, Is When You Want To Do It So Much.