Any Woman Who Marries An Italian Must

Any Woman Who Marries An Italian Must Accept The Undeniable Fact That She Has Also Married His Mother.

I Had A Place In England And Was Commuting From England To Australia, Which Is Pretty Stupid, But After Two Years I Sort Of Knew What I Wanted To Do, More Or Less.

The Most Surprising Thing For My Mother And Father Was When I Was Actually Earning More Money Than Them By The Time I Was About 18. They Thought I Was Going To Be The Ne'er Do Well, Who They'd Have To Keep Worrying About.

My Father Said, If You Want To Do Acting, You Have To Be Successful, Which Is A Silly Thing To Say.

Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed Because All The Children Sat On It At Once.