My Father Fought In World War I

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.

A Man Walks Into A Hospital Feeling Unwell And The Doctor Says: "sorry, You've Only Got Three Minutes To Live." The Man Said: "can You Do Something For Me?" "yes," He Said. "i'll Boil You An Egg."

Men Only Go For Skinny Women Because They're Too Weak To Argue - And Salads Are Cheap.

Did You Know You Can Have An Irish Abortion, But There Is A 12 Month Waiting List?

I Said To The Waitress, "there's A Fly Swimming In My Soup." She Said: "you've Got Too Much Soup - He Should Only Be Able To Paddle."