I Wasn't Funny As A Kid. I

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

I Am Thankful That All The People In The World Who Absolutely, Positively, Know What God Wants, Usually Kill Mostly Each Other.

President Reagan Is A Lot Like E.t. He's Cute, He's Lovable, And He Knows Nothing About How Americans Live.

As For Being A Voice In Politics, I Feel Whether You Are Famous Or Not, Busy Or Not, It's Incumbent Upon Every Citizen To Participate In This Government In Any Way We Can.

Many Animal Rescue Organizations Hit With A Hard-core, Heartbreaking Message. Their Videos And Stories Can Become Difficult For Average People To Watch. By Taking A More Positive, Heartwarming Approach To Animal Rescue, I've Been Able To Engage People And Keep Them Engaged For Years. Instead Of Selling The Agony And Misery - And Sadly, There Is No Shortage Of That - I Start With The Happy Endings. I Work Backwards So The First Message They Get Is Joy And Success Due To Their Involvement. Opening The Mind With Humor And Joy Gets The Rescue Message In That Much Deeper.