My Family Got All Over Me Because

To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs In America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, And The Military Service.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.

I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is An Idiot Whether They Are Black Or White.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.