My Family Comes First. Maybe That's What

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?

Who Am I That I Have To Sing Under An Umbrella? These People Are My Fans, And If They Can Stand In The Rain To Hear Me Sing, I Can Stand In The Rain.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.