My Face Is My Passport.

False Notes [on The Piano] Are Human. Why Does Everything Have To Be Perfect? You Know, Perfection Itself Is Imperfection.

If You Want Me To Play Only The Notes Without Any Specific Dynamics, I Will Never Make One Mistake.

There Are Three Kinds Of Pianists: Jewish Pianists, Homosexual Pianists, And Bad Pianists.

My Future Is In My Past And My Past Is My Present. I Must Now Make The Present My Future.

Perfection Itself Is Imperfection.