My Face Is My Passport.

Played Percussively, The Piano Is A Bore. If I Go To A Concert And Someone Plays Like That I Have Two Choices: Go Home Or Go To Sleep. The Goal Is To Make The Piano Sing, Sing, Sing.

There Are Three Kinds Of Pianists: Jewish Pianists, Homosexual Pianists, And Bad Pianists.

I Must Tell You I Take Terrible Risks. Because My Playing Is Very Clear, When I Make A Mistake You Hear It. If You Want Me To Play Only The Notes Without Any Specific Dynamics, I Will Never Make One Mistake. Never Be Afraid To Dare.

Everyone Goes To The Forest; Some Go For A Walk To Be Inspired, And Others Go To Cut Down The Trees.

If You Want Me To Play Only The Notes Without Any Specific Dynamics, I Will Never Make One Mistake.