My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

Italy's Youngsters Complain, Apparently, About Having To Live At Home Until They Are 72 But That's Because They Spend All Their Money On Suits And Coffee And Alfa Romeos Rather Than Mortgages.

It’s What Non-car People Don’t Get. They See All Cars As Just A Ton And A Half, Two Tons Of Wires, Glass, Metal, And Rubber, And That’s All They See. People Like You Or I Know We Have An Unshakable Belief That Cars Are Living Entities… You Can Develop A Relationship With A Car And That’s What Non-car People Don’t Get… When Something Has Foibles And Won’t Handle Properly, That Gives It A Particularly Human Quality Because It Makes Mistakes, And That’s How You Can Build A Relationship With A Car That Other People Won’t Get.

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

Let's Be Perfectly Clear, Shall We. The Fox Is Not A Little Orange Puppy Dog With Doe Eyes And A Waggly Tail. It's A Disease-ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark.