My Earliest Memory? Trying To Use A

It Was Just The Sort Of Yatch You'd Expect A Rock Promoter To Have. Mirrored Ceilings, Marble, Jacuzzis And Leopard-skin Everything, It Made The Merely Vulgar Seem Commonplace.

I Started Running, And I Hated It. Of Course, Everyone Hates Running For The First Mile. If You're Running Two Miles Or Twenty Miles, It Always Hurts. Now I Live It. I Look Forward To It. It's Really Good. It Clears My Head.

My Father Is A Great Grandfather. He's A Wonderful Grandfather, But He's A Terrible Husband.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because You're Happy. It's Because You're Strong.