My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

A Woman's Mind Is As Complex As The Contents Of Her Handbag; Even When You Get To The Bottom Of It, There Is Always Something At The Bottom To Surprise You!