My Dad Was Briefly An Everton Player

I Thought I Would Break The Scoring Record When I Got To 40 Goals By The Age Of 27 Or 28, But Then Fabio Capello Took Over And He Never Picked Me Again.

To Be The Best You Have To Forget Partying And Concentrate All Your Energies On The Football.

If You Look At Football Over The Last 50 Years There Has Been A Gradual Decrease In Goals, You Don't See Too Many 10-nils These Days, But Two, Three Or Four Goals Per Game Is A Good Spectacle.

If You Cut Me In Half, I'm A Footballer.

The Better The Opposition Put In Front Of You, The Better Your Team Plays.