My Dad Was A Terrible Businessman.

The Reason I Wrote Political Satire Was Because I Thought It - Politics - Was Important... That Public Policy Was Important. Then I Transitioned Into Books, Then Into Radio.

One Thing I've Noticed About Politics Is That These Guys Have Pretty Thick Hides.

We Owe An Historic Debt To American Indians. They Have A Unique Set Of Concerns That Haven’t Been Addressed And I’d Like To Stand With Them. Also, I’d Like To Get Their Views On Immigration.

During The Reagan Administration, Bob Dole Was Present At A Ceremony That Included Each Living Ex-president. Looking At A Tableau Of Ford, Carter And Nixon, Dole Said, 'there They Are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil And Evil.'

Sometimes If I Tell People, 'i'm Afraid That I'm Really A Fraud,' Or 'i Have A Lot Of Self-doubt,' They Go, 'oh, No, You're Kidding.' I Go, 'no, I'm Really Honest.'