My Dad Used To Have To Open

The Reason I Turn Down 99% Of A Hundred, I Mean A Thousand, Scripts Is Because Romantic Comedies Are Often Very Romantic But Seldom Very Funny.

I Just Don't Believe In Love At First Sight Any More, Even Though I've Based My Whole Career On The Concept.

I Don't Particularly Like Babies. I Don't Mind Them For About Four Minutes. That's My Max. After That I Can't Quite See What Everyone's Fussing About.

Women Are Frightening. If You Get To 41 As A Man, You're Quite Battle-scarred.

Plus, Teaching Brings Home To You Very Fast That You Actually Know Nothing. I Didn't Realize That Before.