My Dad Used To Have To Open

I Find It Hard To Understand Why Scorsese Has Never Called. You Know, Given The Natural Menace I Bring To The Screen.

I Had Courtney Love's Left Bosom Out Of Her Dress On My Plate In Front Of Me. It Was Extraordinary. I Didn't Know Where To Look.

I Love In Notting Hill. You Live In Beverly Hills. Everyone In The World Knows Who You Are. My Mother Has Trouble Remembering My Name.

And Film Acting Is Incredibly Tedious, Just By Its Nature. It's Incredibly, Mind Numbingly Slow.

Strangely Enough I'm Better On A Stage. I Love That I Feel Like I Blossom In Front Of A Whole Bunch Of People.