My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And

The Toughest Thing In Hitting Shouldn't Be Deciding When To Swing. It Is, For Me, Deciding When Not To Swing. You Should Be Swinging From The Time You Get Into The Batter's Box Until Something Says Don't Swing.

It's Good To Know You're Working For Someone You're Familiar With, Who's A Friend And He Has Your Back And You Have His Back Also.

When You Go To Other Parks, They Hang Banners For The Wild-card Or Eastern Division Or Western Division Champions. Around Here, They Don't Hang Anything Unless Its For Being World Champions.

My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And It Wasn't A Very Good One. When I Went Out Of The House, My Friends Got On My Case And Said It Looked Like Someone Put A Chili Bowl Over My Head And Cut Around It.

I Don't Think Much About Whether Fans Will Remember Me.