My Dad Died Of A Stroke.

A Stage Actor Has To Be 10% Aware Of The Audience As He's Performing.

Everyone Knows Everything About All Of Us. That's Too Much Knowledge!

Fate Gives You The Finger And You Accept.

Divorce Is Simply Modern Society's Version Of Medieval Torture. Except It Lasts Longer And Leaves Deeper Scars. A Divorce Releases The Most Primitive Emotions; The Ugliest, Raw Feelings. Emotionally Wounded People Do Their Best To Inflict Pain Upon The Other Party, But Rather Than Using Claws They Use Divorce Lawyers.

Exercise? A Jew Doesn't Exercise.