My Commentary's Hilarious, Not Witty.

Juliet Had It Easy; She Never Had To Kill Romeo.

The Love We'd Shared Always Burned Within Me, No Matter How Often I Told Myself To Move On, No Matter How Much The World Did Think I'd Moved On.

Aw You'd Never Hurt Me. My Face Is Too Pretty. -adrian Ivashkov

I Get In That Kind Of Situation All The Time, Comrade. It's Not A Big Deal." Anger Replaced My Fear. I Didn't Like Being Treated Like A Child. "stop Calling Me That. You Don't Even Know What You're Talking About." "sure I Do. I Had To Do A Report On The R.s.s.r. Last Year.

I’d Said It Before And Meant It: Alive Or Undead, The Love Of My Life Was A Badass.