My Children Are Magical Creatures And I

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I Look For Good Directors Mainly Because If You Do Enough Of Movies Where There's Not A Real Creative Vision Behind It, You Start To Turn Into A Robot And You Want To Jump Off A Bridge.

With The Acting, It's Somebody Else's Brainchild, And I'm Just Sort Of Helping Flesh It Out. There's A Special Satisfaction To Being The Brains Behind The Operation.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids, Than The Prince Of Fools.