My Childhood Was Appalling.

The American Insanity For Loving Everybody Is Ruining My Good Temper And Delivering My Stomach To Enormous Bouts With Acidity.

I Often Reread Books I Have Written

The Very Idea Of Carrying My Memory Into Eternity Devastated Me, And I Took Refuge In Atheism.

Men Who Retain Irony Are Not To Be Trusted. They Can't Always Resist An Impulse To Tickle Themselves.

In Sleep, You Are Safe From The Revolting Mechanics Of Living And Being A Prey To Outrageous Fortune.