My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake

All The Fame And Fortune, Glory And Prestige, Can't Make Me Happy If It Goes Against What I Believe.

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

I Do Have A Few Little Tattoos, But They Were Mostly Done To Cover Scars Because I'm So Fair.

I Can't Keep Somebody From Being A Star, And I Can't Make Somebody A Star, And Nobody Can.

All Of My Brothers And Sisters Are Very Talented. They All Sang All Right.