My Biggest Fear? My Biggest Fear Would

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

Buy My Album Because... It's The Kind Of Music You Can Be Friends With. And It's The Only Way That *pause* Aliens Won't Come To Earth And Destroy Us. I Am Sure Of This.

I Remember Seeing Aladdin When I Was Five Or Six And Loving It. I Looked At The Big Screen And Said To My Mum, Whatever This Genie Guy Does, I Want To Do. Mum Said I Couldnt Be A Genie, But That Robin Williams, Who Did The Voice-over In The Film, Was An Actor. So I Said, Ok, Then, I Want To Be An Actor.

I Play Mostly Guitar, And I Played Drums In My Brother's Band For A While Growing Up.

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'