My Aim In Life Is Never To

I Read A Comment [about Me] On Youtube That I Thought Would Upset Me — ‘test Pilot For Pies’ — But I’ve Always Been A Size 14-16 And Been Fine With It. I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn’t.

Whenever I'm About To Eat Meat I Always See My Little Dog's Eyes.

Sometimes My Songs Wander Off A Bit And Are Not Always Coherent.

The Way I Write My Songs Is That I Have To Believe What I’m Writing About, And That’s Why They Always End Up Being So Personal - Because The Kind Of Artists I Like, They Convince Me, They Totally Win Me Over Straight Away In That Thing. Like, “oh My God, This Song Is Totally About Me.”

I Do Get Massively Distracted When I've Got Someone In My Life, Which I Can't Afford To Do Right Now...besides, No One Treats Me As Well As I Do.