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Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever Has The Gold, Makes The Rules.
-Dave Barry
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Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever Has The Gold,
Dave Barry
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever Has The Gold, Makes The Rules.
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