Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever Has The Gold,

I Do Not Mean To Be The Slightest Bit Critical Of Tv Newspeople, Who Do A Superb Job, Considering That They Operate Under Severe Time Constraints And Have The Intellectual Depth Of Hamsters. But Tv News Can Only Present The "bare Bones" Of A Story; It Takes A Newspaper, With Its Capability To Present Vast Amounts Of Information, To Render The Story Truly Boring.

When The Boomers Started To Have Kids Reach Adolescence, There Was Suddenly This Feeling That They Needed To Protect Their Kids From All The Same Things They Did When They Were Kids. Which I Guess Is A Natural Tendency, But It Makes For A Less Fun Society.

I Report As A Machine; I Write As A Person. That Clear Dichotomy Softens The Transition.

Granted, This System Is Insane, But We Must Not Let Sanity Stand In The Way Of Airport Security.

[there Is] A Breed Of Fashion Models