Multitasking? I Can't Even Do Two Things

You Can Actually Have A Pitch Button, You Know, To Get People On Pitch.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.

People Say, "you're Still Breast-feeding, That's So Generous". Generous, No! It Gives Me Boobs And It Takes My Thighs Away! It's Sort Of Like Natural Liposuction. I'd Carry On Breast-feeding For The Rest Of My Life If I Could.

No, I Can Never Rely On Tim To Make Me Pretty.

I Was A Mixture Of Being Incredibly Old For My Age And Incredibly Backwards. I Was Born Quite Old, But Then I Stopped Growing. I Lived With My Mum And Dad Till I Was 30.