God Created Whammy Bars For People Who

If You Guys Are Going To Be Throwing Beer Bottles At Us, At Least Make Sure They're Full.

Brother Will Kill Brother, Spilling Blood Across The Land...

Besides, The Bass Isn't A Difficult Instrument To Play. It's Like One Step Up From The Kazoo, Isn't It?

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.

I Collect Books And I Have Some Really, Really Old Schoolbooks, And God Is Mentioned On Every Single Page.