Movies Are Art And The Spirit Of

If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age, He Would Have Been Sued For Writing Romeo And Juliet, Because As Everybody Knows, He Plagiarized That From An Italian Play.

I Was Going To Be A Teacher And Improve The World. Teach People With Hooks For Hands To Fingerpaint, And Teach Bums To Draw Happy Faces On Beads.

Mickey Mouse Should Be In The Public Domain By Now. What A Better World It Would Be If Other People Were Doing Things With Mickey Mouse!

I Majored In Chinese Studies. I'm Probably The Only Director Of Chicken Indian Zombie Movies Who Can Speak Pretty Good Mandarin.

The Thing I Find About The Movie Industry Is That 99 Percent Of The People Are Absolute Scum. They're Horrible People, They Really Are. Very Nasty Killer Rabbits Who Hate Movies. But The Other 1 Percent Are Really The Greatest, Most Wonderful People In The World.