Movies Are Art And The Spirit Of

I'm From The '60s, But No One Has Ever Accused Me Of Being A Hippie. I Never Had Much Interest In The Woodstock Crowd, Which Partied To Change The World, While Real People Were Starving To Death In Africa.

The Thing I Find About The Movie Industry Is That 99 Percent Of The People Are Absolute Scum. They're Horrible People, They Really Are. Very Nasty Killer Rabbits Who Hate Movies. But The Other 1 Percent Are Really The Greatest, Most Wonderful People In The World.

If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age, He Would Have Been Sued For Writing Romeo And Juliet, Because As Everybody Knows, He Plagiarized That From An Italian Play.

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.

It's A Lonely World, Being Independent, And They Can Come Away With The Idea That If Lloyd Kaufman Can Make Movies With People Getting Their Heads Squashed, With Hard-bodied Lesbians, Women Masturbating With Pickles, Graphic Diarrhea, And Singing And Dancing Chicken Zombies - If He Can Do That For 40 Years And Put His Kids Through Yale, Columbia, And Duke - If That Idiot Can Do It, Anybody Can Do It.