Most Workouts Are Way Too Aggressive. Thousands

When I Go To Teach, That's Not My Workout. It's My Show. I'm 134 Pounds - I'm A Teeny Thing. I Work Out 11/2 Hours A Day And Eat 1,600 Calories. I Can't Stray Because I Have To Fit Into These Dolfin Shorts!

If I Have To Die, I Want To Combust In The Middle Of One Of My Classes.

When I Lost My Weight, I Went And Bought About 15 Different Types Of Underwear To See What Would Look Good On My New Body. It's Exciting!

I Sort Of Think Of Myself As Part Priest, Part Clown.

I'm Not Going To Be Happy Until Every Child In Every School Is Physically Active.