Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

I Have Never Taken The High Road, But I Tell Other People To 'cause Then There's More Room For Me On The Low Road.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

We've Always Been Divided By Some Of These Big Political Issues. It's Fine. As Long As We Treat Each Other With Respect And Remember That Ultimately, We're All Americans, We'll Be Fine.