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With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.