Most People Do Not Pray; They Only

All The Sweetness Of Religion Is Conveyed To The World By The Hands Of Storytellers And Image-makers. Without Their Fictions The Truths Of Religion Would For The Multitude Be Neither Intelligible Nor Even Apprehensible; And The Prophets Would Prophesy And The Teachers Teach In Vain.

All Classes In Proportion To Their Lack Of Travel And Familiarity With Foreign Literature Are Bellicose, Prejudiced Against Foreigners, Fond Of Fighting As A Cruel Sport - In Short, Dog-like In Their Notions Of Foreign Policy.

It's A Pity Youth Is Wasted On The Young.

Oh, Well, If You Want Original Conversations, You'd Better Go And Talk To Yourself.

I Am Enclosing Two Tickets To The First Night Of My New Play; Bring A Friend... If You Have One.