Most Of Us Manage The Fateful Things

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I Think It's So Easy When You Have Children Just To Turn Your Focus Inward On Your Family And Because, When They're Young, You Don't Sleep Very Much, You're Walking Around Like A Zombie Most Of The Time Anyway. It's A Really Important Part Of My Life To Have Good Friends, You Have To Work Quite Hard To Keep The Relationships Going But It's Worth It.

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.