Most Of The Longer-term Relationships I've Known

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

How Our Government Works... It Doesn't.

Whenever Someone Says They Believe The Earth Was Created In 7 Days, I Grab A Fossil And Say, Fossil. And If They Keep Talking, I Throw It Just Over Their Heads.

I Was A Drinker, So I Went Through The Scotches. Before Single Malts Hit, There Were Really Cheap Scotches, Because Nobody Was Paying Attention To Them. Then By The Time They Started Jacking Those Prices Up, I Moved On To Vodka.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.