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Back In High School, There Was Something Fun And Dangerous About Inhabiting A Different Personality.

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

Just Because We Can Shoot Something That Looks Like A Movie Doesn't Mean We Should. Sometimes If Something Looks Too Good, It's Not Funny. Some Things Need To Look Good, Because We Think It's Funny That You'd Spend So Much Time And Be So Precious About Such A Stupid Idea.

Dads Are Awkward Because They're Older Guys Who Aren't Cool Anymore And Are Figuring Out Who They Are, And They Often Make Bad Choices In Fashion And Music.

That Kind Of Language Is What Makes Us Laugh. Like, "well, Just Efax That To Me, And I'll Take A Look At It."