More Always Means Worse.

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.

Man's Love Is Of Man's Life A Thing Apart;girls Aren't Like That.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

Only A World Without Love Strikes Me As Instantly And Decisively More Terrible Than One Without Music.

The Human Race Has Not Devised Any Way Of Dissolving Barriers, Getting To Know The Other Chap Fast, Breaking The Ice, That Is One-tenth As Handy And Efficient As Letting You And The Other Chap, Or Chaps, Cease To Be Totally Sober At About The Same Rate In Agreeable Surroundings.