One Cannot Dictate An Aphorism To A

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.

I Have Decided Many A Stylistic Problem First By My Head, Then By Heads Or Tails.

What Is A Historian? Someone Who Doesn't Write Well Enough To Work On A Daily.

Psychology Is A Bus That Accompanies An Airplane.

It Is Regarded As Normal To Consecrate Virginity In General And To Lust For Its Destruction In Particular.