Monogamous Musicians Are Like Vegan Hockey Players.

Not Being Able To Protect Her From Things Was The Most Frightening Thing I'd Ever Felt, And It Kicked In As Soon As We Got Together. With Every Year We Spent Together, I Became More Conscious That I Now Had An Infinitely Expanding Number Of Reasons To Be Afraid. I Had Something To Lose.

Baseball's Opening Day Is Full Of Time-honored Traditions: The President Throws Out The First Ball, The Cubs' Starting Pitcher Walks Away With A 54.00 Era, The Royals Get Mathematically Eliminated From The Pennant Race.

A Song Nobody Likes Is A Sad Thing. But A Love Song Nobody Likes Is Hardly A Thing At All.

I Realize That I Will Never Fully Understand The Millions Of Bizarre Ways That Music Brings People Together.

Every Mix Tape Tells A Story. Put Them Together, And They Add Up To The Story Of Life.