I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.

Imagine Foreign Troops Sitting Idly, Laughing As Hooligans Trashed The Smithsonian, Stole The Gold From Fort Knox And Burned Down The Department Of The Interior. That Was Us In Iraq.

Saddam Hussein, Influenced By Fascism, Ordered The Deaths Of Tens Of Thousands Of People, Fought Two Disastrous Wars, Turned His Nation Into An International Pariah And Ruined His Country’s Economy. In Other Words, His Record Is Identical To George W. Bush’s.

Comics Are Too Big. You Can't Say Any Kind Or Genre Of Comics Is Better Than Another. You Can Say So Subjectively. But To Say It Like It's Objective Is Wrong. It's Wrong Morally, Because It Cuts Out Stuff That's Good.

Over Time, However, The Endless War In Iraq Began To Play A Role In Natural Selection. Only Idiots Signed Up; Only Idiots Died. Back Home, The Average I.q. Soared.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.