I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

I'm A Better Editorial Cartoonist By Default Because So Many Editorial Cartoonists Out There Are So Awful.

At This Point, American Workers Are Pretty Respectful Of The Bosses They Loathe.

Close Friends Love You For Who You Are; Not What They Want You To Be.

The First Step To Stringing The Boss Up From A Lamppost Is Saying The Boss Is A Moron.