I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.

Orrin Hatch Was The Keynote Speaker At The Last Meeting Of The Association Of American Editorial Cartoonists. He Sought Me Out Because He Was A Fan. I Was Thinking He Had Confused Me With Someone Else.

Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always Told That Change Takes Time. For A Race Of Mortals, Dicking Around Just Isn't Acceptable.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.

Trying To Rebuild Afghanistan On The Cheap Has Left The Country In The Hands Of Warlords And An Impotent Northern Alliance Puppet Regime That Runs Kabul And Nothing Else.

Bernie Sanders Is An Impressive Guy. His Authenticity And His Credibility Stem Precisely From The Fact That He Has Been Marginalized From The Mainstream Political Process For Decades. He's Been In The Us Senate, Yeah, He Has Had A Life In Politics For Thirty Years, But He's Never Really Been Able To Get Anything Done. He's The Only Socialist In The Us Congress. He's Not A Democrat Or A Republican, But He's Always Been Saying The Same Things About Income Inequality, In Particular.