Money, First And Foremost, Is A Medium

I Suggest Due Process, Speedy Trials, And Public Hangings.

I Have Long Argued That We Need To Reopen Alcatraz To House Government Criminals, And Let Tourists On Excursion Boats In San Francisco Bay Pay To Chum The Water With Meat With An Expired Sell-by Date That Would Otherwise Have To Be Discarded.

The Miserable Specimens Who Call Themselves ' Liberals ' Are Really Conservatives: They're Desperately Even Hysterically Defending A Welfare-warfare Kleptocracy That Is Now At Least Four Generations Old, Against Growing Numbers Of Us (unlike Republicans , Who Seem To Become More Ignorant With Every Passing Year) Who Have Actually Managed To Learn Something From History And Are Struggling To Dismantle Said Kleptocracy.

Forget 'redeeming Social Value,' Dirty Pictures Are Fun. When I Die I Want My Ashes Sprinkled Over A Nudist Camp.

Never Forget, Even For An Instant, That The One And Only Reason Anybody Has For Taking Your Gun Away Is To Make You Weaker Than He Is, So He Can Do Something To You That You Wouldn't Allow Him To Do If You Were Equipped To Prevent It. This Goes For Burglars, Muggers, And Rapists, And Even More So For Policemen, Bureaucrats, And Politicians.