The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'

How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.