The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?