The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And

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Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!