Modern Art Is A Disaster Area. Never

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

Brandalism Any Advertisement In Public Space That Gives You No Choice Whether You See It Or Not Is Yours. It Belongs To You. It's Yours To Take, Rearrange And Re-use. Asking For Permission Is Like Asking To Keep A Rock Someone Just Threw At Your Head.

When You Go To An Art Gallery You Are Simply A Tourist Looking At The Trophy Cabinet Of A Few Millionaires.

You Live In The City And All The Time There Are Signs Telling You What To Do And Billboards Trying To Sell You Something.