Miserable Mortals Who Like Leaves At One

Two Urns On Jove's High Throne Have Ever Stood, The Source Of Evil One, And One Of Good; From Thence The Cup Of Mortal Man He Fills, Blessings To These, To Those Distributes Ills; To Most He Mingles Both.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

It Is Better To Watch People Do Stuff Than To Do Stuff.

Ill Fares The State Where Many Masters Rule; Let One Be Lord, One King Supreme.

The Persuasion Of A Friend Is A Strong Thing.