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There Is No Fouler Fiend Than A Woman When Her Mind Is Bent To Evil.

If Any Man Obeys The Gods, They Listen To Him Also.

Yet, Taught By Time, My Heart Has Learned To Glow For Other's Good, And Melt At Other's Woe.

I've Always Wondered If There Was A God. And Now I Know There Is -- And It's Me.

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.