Minnesotans Really Think They Run The Whole

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.

It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

I Have To Be Very Careful About How I Do Any Stuff On Sadness 'cause The Crowd Gets Really Sad And Concerned For Me.

Weight Is A Glanduar Thing, As Well As An Emotional Thing.