Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] Called Me

Nobody Likes Insurance Companies, Especially Health Insurance Companies.

The Middle Eastern States Aren't Nations; They're Quarrels With Borders.

I Have, Of All The Inglorious Things, A Malignant Hemorrhoid. What Color Bracelet Does One Wear For That? And Where Does One Wear It? And What Slogan Is Apropos? Perhaps That Slogan Can Be Sewn In Needlepoint Around The Ruffle On A Cover For My Embarrassing Little Doughnut Buttocks Pillow.

I Like To Take Things That Are Boring-but-important And Try To Make Them Interesting. That Was Definitely What I Was After With Eat The Rich.

There Is Only One Basic Human Right, The Right To Do As You Damn Well Please.