Middle Age: The Time When You'll Do

You Aren't Really Old Until Nothing Is Fun Enough To Make You Forget The Weather.

Another Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That You Don't Have To Work Like Fury To Pay For The Dying You Did Last Year.

Middle Age: The Time When You'll Do Anything To Feel Better, Except Give Up What Is Hurting You.

The Secret Of A Happy Marriage Is Simple: Just Keep On Being As Polite To One Another As You Are To Your Friends.

It's A Great Kindness To Trust People With A Secret. They Feel So Important While Telling It.