As We Grow Older, Our Bodies Get

As We Grow Older, Our Bodies Get Shorter And Our Anecdotes Longer.

Middle Age: The Time When You'll Do Anything To Feel Better, Except Give Up What Is Hurting You.

There Are Glimpses Of Heaven To Us In Every Act, Or Thought, Or Word, That Raises Us Above Ourselves.

If There Be Anything That Can Be Called Genius, It Consists Chiefly In Ability To Give That Attention To A Subject Which Keeps It Steadily In The Mind, Till We Have Surveyed It Accurately On All Sides.

You Aren't Really Old Until Nothing Is Fun Enough To Make You Forget The Weather.