Michelle Obama - They Don't Call Her

You Must Understand Printing Lies About Republican Candidates Is Ok. It's Called Vetting. Printing The Truth About Liberals - That's Called "swift-boating."

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

The Higher Someone's Profile, The Easier It Is For A Defendant To Trade Him Up To The Feds. Mr. Big Is Always A Better Catch Than Mr. Small.

Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke About Boats. The Two Best Days Of Owning A Boat Are The Day You Buy It And The Day You Sell It.

Anyone Who Doesn't Think The Welfare-industrial Complex Is Trying To Increase Dependency Isn't Paying Attention.