Method Actors Are Like Hams.

The Only Reason They Come To See Me Is That I Know That Life Is Great - And They Know I Know It.

The Things A Man Has To Have Are Hope And Confidence In Himself Against Odds, And Sometimes He Needs Somebody, His Pal Or His Mother Or His Wife Or God, To Give Him That Confidence. He's Got To Have Some Inner Standards Worth Fighting For Or There Won't Be Any Way To Bring Him Into Conflict. And He Must Be Ready To Choose Death Before Dishonor Without Making Too Much Song And Dance About It. That's All There Is To It.

I Never Did Like The Idea Of Sitting On Newspapers. I Did It Once, And All The Headlines Came Off On My White Pants. On The Level! It Actually Happened. Nobody Bought A Paper That Day. They Just Followed Me Around Over Town And Read The News On The Seat Of My Pants.

This Power That I'm Supposed To Have Over Women Was Never Noticed When I Was A Stage Actor On Broadway. I Don't Know When I Got It. And By God, I Can't Explain It.

I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio Who Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time.