Hell, If I'd Jumped On All The

Hell, If I'd Jumped On All The Dames I'm Supposed To Have Jumped On, I'd Have Had No Time To Go Fishing.

It's A Chain Of Accidents. When You Step Into Hollywood, You Wind Yourself Into Thousands Of Chains Of Accidents. If All Of The Thousands Happen To Come Out Exactly Right-and The Chance Of That Figures Out To Be One In Eight Million-then You'll Be A Star.

I Don't Discuss Women At All With Anyone. There Are Good Qualities In All Women. Some May Be Lacking In Some Of These Qualities And Should Have Them. I'm Liable To Say So And Hurt Their Feelings, And It Wouldn't Be Meant That Way At All.

Marilyn Is A Kind Of Ultimate. She Is Uniquely Feminine. Everything She Does Is Different, Strange, And Exciting, From The Way She Talks To The Way She Uses That Magnificent Torso. She Makes A Man Proud To Be A Man.

Working With Marilyn Monroe On The Misfits (1961) Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack. I Have Never Been Happier When A Film Ended.