Hell, If I'd Jumped On All The

I Never Did Like The Idea Of Sitting On Newspapers. I Did It Once, And All The Headlines Came Off On My White Pants. On The Level! It Actually Happened. Nobody Bought A Paper That Day. They Just Followed Me Around Over Town And Read The News On The Seat Of My Pants.

Working With Marilyn Monroe On The Misfits (1961) Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack. I Have Never Been Happier When A Film Ended.

I Am Intrigued By Glamorous Women ... A Vain Woman Is Continually Taking Out A Compact To Repair Her Makeup. A Glamorous Woman Knows She Doesn't Need To.

I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio Who Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time.

Honey, We All Got To Go Sometime, Reason Or No Reason. Dying's As Natural As Living. The Man Who's Too Afraid To Die Is Too Afraid To Live.