Men Want A Woman Whom They Can

Never Job Backwards. What Might Have Been Was A Waste Of Time.

As For Sex, Well, I Mean Sex Is A Perfectly Respectable Subject As Far As Shakespeare Is Concerned. I Mean, All History Is Love And Violence.

Before A Man's Forty, Girls Cost Nothing. After That You Have To Pay Money, Or Tell A Story. Of The Two, It's The Story That Hurts Most. Anyway I'm Not Forty Yet.

Englishmen Are So Odd. They Are Like A Nest Of Chinese Boxes. It Takes A Very Long Time To Get To The Centre Of Them. When One Gets There The Result Is Unrewarding, But The Process Is Instructive And Entertaining.

At Gambling, The Deadly Sin Is To Mistake Bad Play For Bad Luck.