Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.

I Felt Impotent And Out Of Control, Which I Really, Really Hate. I Had To Find Sanctuary In A Place Where I Could Gather My Thoughts And Regain My Strength.

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.